I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Well, thanks to the Internet. Is there a place on the web that panders to…
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Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may…
No, she'll probably make me do it. You mean while I'm sleeping in it? No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Would you…
It must be wonderful. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical…
You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me. Fatal. Now,…